Look Out, Mother Nature! Hank Paulson Is Coming!
Henry Paulson plans to work his magic on the environment next. Head for the hills!
Start buying timeshares in the Nevada desert. Pretty soon they’re going to be beachfront property. There’s no way we’re going to stop global warming now. And all you creatures great and small? Run! From Bloomberg:
[Henry] Paulson, the former chairman of the Nature Conservancy, has said his next endeavor will include work with the environment.
Get ready for more hurricanes, pollution, pestilence, flooding, tsunamis. You name it, it’s coming. When Bailout Paulson puts his mind to something, you might as well kiss any hope good-bye.
On the brighter side, Paulson added:
“I’m not contemplating a line of work in government and I’m not contemplating a line of work that’s commercial.”
Well, that’s good news. Maybe there is a chance for Washington and the markets after all.
This just in: You might want to put down those Pall Malls, too. Dick Cheney says he’s going to cure lung cancer. Right after he finishes that educational video on shotgun safety.
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